Requests? Anyone?

Here are some things people have asked that I bring them back:

* A Totoro bed

* pictures of literally everything

*A samurai sword

* Weird gummy candy

*Jackie Chan

* an old man, preferably a fisherman

* School uniforms

* tempura

Also, I know Jackie Chan is not Japanese. The kid who asked me, however, doesn't seem to care. It went like this.

"Yo, Sofia, bring me back a Japanese guy."
"Jesus, I'm not bringing you back anything."
"Pleaaaaaase."

"No."

"WAIT. BRING ME JACKIE CHAN."
"wtf? he's chinese!"
"So? Swim across and get him."

I'll try to send trinkets and tchatchkies. And postcards/letters. Lots of those.

Leave a comment if you have a request. Just no people or weapons. Only Andrew Vargo can ask for weapons.